1 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,258 Secret Service log: July 20th, 1969 2 00:00:35,259 --> 00:00:39,732 Today, Neil Armstrong set foot on the Moon 3 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:43,985 and my boss tried to join him... 4 00:00:50,736 --> 00:00:55,864 You know Smith, if this ever gets out, we're going to have some explaining to do! 5 00:00:57,854 --> 00:01:03,226 I had to erase over 18 minutes off this last tape. 6 00:01:04,306 --> 00:01:06,752 Maybe we could say the gaps on the tape were due to... 7 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:11,315 sunspots, you know, solar flares. 8 00:01:11,757 --> 00:01:13,670 Radiation spikes. 9 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:17,763 Or we could just say "we erased the tapes!" 10 00:01:17,764 --> 00:01:21,217 We're the government, we can do that! 11 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:25,168 - Live with it! - Yeah! I like that. 12 00:01:26,021 --> 00:01:27,764 Firm, immovable! 13 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,129 Slightly overbearing. 14 00:01:30,684 --> 00:01:31,521 [Noise from above] 15 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:32,865 What's that? 16 00:01:34,204 --> 00:01:38,331 It could be some intruder trying to bug the building. 17 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:40,472 Maybe, "Deep Throat!" 18 00:01:40,473 --> 00:01:42,060 I'd better go check. 19 00:01:56,936 --> 00:02:04,115 But, if it wasn't "Deep Throat", then the only other explanation was that it was our boss! 20 00:02:04,116 --> 00:02:08,239 Screwing around with his toys, again... 21 00:02:14,904 --> 00:02:17,358 [NASA] We copy you are down, Eagle. 22 00:02:17,378 --> 00:02:23,979 Houston, Tranquility base here, the Eagle has landed. 23 00:02:24,329 --> 00:02:26,054 Yahoo! 24 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,169 We did it, we did it! 25 00:02:29,170 --> 00:02:31,459 How do you like that, Brezhnev? 26 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:37,681 [NASA] It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! 27 00:02:37,682 --> 00:02:44,222 Yes, it was good old American ingenuity, guts, and the best minds and imaginations on Earth! 28 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:47,468 Imaginations... 29 00:02:51,056 --> 00:02:52,747 Imaginations... 30 00:02:54,802 --> 00:02:56,674 Imaginations... 31 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:04,054 Record this, Captain President! 32 00:03:04,774 --> 00:03:05,848 Fire! 33 00:03:09,809 --> 00:03:11,585 Fire Phasers! 34 00:03:14,535 --> 00:03:17,688 Scotty, I need warp factor 8, now! 35 00:03:19,076 --> 00:03:21,307 I'm giving it all she's got, Mr. President! 36 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:53,018 Steady as she goes! 37 00:03:59,743 --> 00:04:02,149 Space, the final frontier! 38 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:05,613 These are the voyages, of the starship Enterprise. 39 00:04:09,442 --> 00:04:11,653 Sensors show an approaching craft, sir! 40 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,303 It's Sputnik! 41 00:04:18,304 --> 00:04:21,013 Sputnik - Brezhnev! 42 00:04:22,852 --> 00:04:25,003 Lock phasers and fire! 43 00:04:28,456 --> 00:04:31,743 Take that Brezhnev, you Sputnik lover! 44 00:04:31,744 --> 00:04:35,305 That's what you get for sending a poor dog into outer space! 45 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:37,700 We're getting a visual from Washington, DC! 46 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:42,079 Not Watergate... 47 00:04:49,626 --> 00:04:52,270 I'M beaming down there, you have the comm! 48 00:04:52,551 --> 00:04:53,602 Ay, sir! 49 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:08,270 Can't I daydream, without you damn secret service guys being in my head? 50 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:14,923 What do you think, Mr. President? 51 00:05:19,329 --> 00:05:20,781 Where to, Mr. President? 52 00:05:20,782 --> 00:05:22,280 To the Whitehouse! 53 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,331 Aye, sir! 54 00:06:23,907 --> 00:06:26,678 Agent Smith, you startled me! 55 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:29,700 I got carried away with my imagination. 56 00:06:32,446 --> 00:06:37,701 Don't tell anybody. Remember your loyalty to the presidency. 57 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:41,026 You must keep this a total secret from the American people. 58 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:44,724 You must remember, I am the president! 59 00:06:45,785 --> 00:06:51,069 You have to understand these toys, they’re so realistic I couldn’t help myself. 60 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,769 You know what I mean? 61 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:23,274 The more of these tapes we have to erase, Mister President, 62 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:27,025 the more suspicious we're going to look! 63 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:47,934 Enterprise... 64 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,274 [Scotty] Ay, sir! 65 00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:52,912 This is your president speaking. One to beam up. 66 00:08:31,585 --> 00:08:33,654 What have I told you about staying put? 67 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,690 You’re gonna get us in trouble. 68 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:42,255 Here, stay there, you ecological menace. 69 00:08:44,605 --> 00:08:48,590 That's nothing. Probably just some rats in the wall or something. 70 00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:54,672 What are you hiding in that drawer there? 71 00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:57,006 Nothing. I insist. 72 00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:13,110 Tribbles? 73 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:15,989 Where the hell did you get Tribbles? 74 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,256 It’s only one Tribble. 75 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,553 Oh, yeah? You better tell that to Mom. 76 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:28,099 And you thought we were in trouble over the president’s secret plan to fight inflation. 77 00:09:29,466 --> 00:09:31,769 You know what this means, don’t you? 78 00:09:35,811 --> 00:09:40,701 It means we have a Code Beige. 79 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,015 Ehrlichman Plumbers. 80 00:09:47,016 --> 00:09:48,724 This is Smith, 81 00:09:50,826 --> 00:09:52,483 Get me the Pentagon! 82 00:10:07,268 --> 00:10:09,648 English subtitles by Peter Walker.